yehforvina

She’s jealous that I’m going to be better at being “mai mei da” than her.

Right now. In the computer lab. He looks funny and didn’t save me a seat next to him.

It was the first week of Chinese class way back when we were young and naive freshmen and I didn’t talk to anyone and one day after leaving class she comes up to me and starts talking to me and then we started doing the “Chinese Breakfast Club” and now she is one of my best college friends.

First, if you do agree that I was fired from Sushi Tora, then you should know that it was NOT because I over-charged someone. . . Yuri is a lying sack of shiz. I under-charged someone and I walked out in the middle of a rush because Yuri sucked balls. . . So, even though JeiJei can’t admit she’s my sister, next time you hear my name, I suggest that you say “oh yeah I know Tavie and she’s awesome!” Thank you

Why are you trying to steal my identity? First you move into my house and steal my roommates, then you get a job at my restaurant and cozy up to the boss so that you can steal my job. What’s next? Stealing my clothes? My family? My boyfriends?! Actually, you can just have the boyfriends. They’re a nuisance anyway. But other than that stop stealing my life!

She’s one of my bestest friends: a wonderful listener, compassionate, passionate, sensitive, quirky/funny, intelligent, beautiful, intuitive, ambitious and a million more wonderful things that I can’t think of at 5:30 in the morning..

I’m too hot for her. She finds it hard to live with me while wanting to seduce me and have my lesbian hapa children. What is a ridiculously good looking person to do??

Why is her face all grey? Where is her nose? And why are her eyes and mouth so WHITE????

She’s a fantastic actress!